But I don’t like making unforced errors.

That’s why I, a pro at dumping forehands into the net, am making them for you every week! Plus you’ll raise your tennis IQ by reading Unforced Error, helping you hit more winners.

Winners not guaranteed.

But this is what I can promise — you’ll get a good laugh (or at least two chuckles) every Tuesday morning while you’re on the pot, for free!

Who writes this thing?

Name: Daniel Park

Age: 28

Weight: Rude

Birthplace: Seattle, WA

Plays: Righty, Two-Handed Backhand

UTR: 11+ on a good day

Favorite Player: Nadal

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